Install Recipes
Pillar: tested install recipes for the major self-hosted analytics platforms. Each recipe runs on a fresh VPS before publication. Cost figures are real invoice line-items, not list prices. If a recipe stops working after an upstream release, it gets a visible “verified” date update or an “outdated” badge.
This is the core of the cookbook — what most people land on first. The format is intentionally narrow: one tool, one host, one stack, one set of commands you can copy-paste into your terminal. No “depending on your setup” branches.
Published recipes
Four recipes live, each with hero diagram, full docker-compose.yml or apt step-list, real cost over 3 years, and a troubleshooting card covering the failure modes we hit during the test deploy.
- Plausible CE on Hetzner — €4.51/mo · CX22 · Caddy auto-HTTPS · 20 min · AGPL-3
- Matomo on Hetzner — €8.21/mo · CX32 · MariaDB 10.6 · 30 min · GPL
- Umami on Vercel + Neon — Free tier · serverless · 5 min · MIT
- PostHog on Hetzner with Docker — €16.41/mo · CX32 + ClickHouse · 45 min · MIT
Picking the right one for you
If you’re not sure which platform suits your event volume, privacy posture, and engineering hours, run the 60-second Stack Picker — it asks six concrete questions and locks you onto one recommendation, with the reason explained.
For a cost-only comparison without the wizard, see the 3-year price-and-pageview matrix. The numbers cover VPS, backup storage, and renewal lockstep — not just sticker prices.
Recipes shipping next
Following the same test-deploy-then-publish protocol. ETA dates reflect when the test box is provisioned, not aspirational target.
- Rybbit on Hetzner — €4.51/mo, Postgres-only stack. Boots in <5 min.
- Pirsch CE on Coolify — Go single-binary, built-in geo without IP storage.
- GoatCounter on a $5 droplet — JSON-only, no JS event funnels by design.
- Fathom CE — last verified-self-host build was archived; will re-evaluate when the maintainer publishes a stable tag.
- Plausible CE on Coolify — same software, different ops surface for teams already running Coolify.
How each recipe is verified
Read the full methodology for the deploy → verify → bench protocol. Short version: every recipe runs end-to-end on a fresh VPS before publishing; cost numbers come from invoice line-items I actually paid; recipes get a “Last verified {date}” stamp every time they’re re-run.